Ode to sleep

Oh sleep
your so wonderful
you give me such good vivid pictures
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwn...
Sleep, you make me so tired in the day.
Sleep, your screwing with me.
Sleep, why do you affect me so much I keep coming back for more.
Sleep, the movies you create for me and only me are weird and scary.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwnn...
Sleep, time flies when were together.
Sleep, you distract me in class so much I want to go to sleep.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                               aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                                                           aaaaawwwnn... ZZZZZZZZZ...

Free verse KFC poem

KFC is the bombshizzle its so good
If I could own a restaruant I would
My favorite part is the Pop corn chicken.
This stuff is so good I would die just to smell it
There is no chicken better, this is my favorite
This fried goodness is totally finger lick'en.
Whole foods chicken is my pet peave
If my friends wanted to leave
I would have to say "dude i'm stick'en".
This fried food makes me want to drool
never eat this before you swim in a pool
That could make you sick'en.
This bucket of chicken drops down really low
It's better to eat it super slow
It's so deep you will always be tripp'en.
Nothing beats it
Nothing ever could
Thats why its called Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Mcdonalds Sonnet

People say McDonalds is way too bad.
Well those people don't get my kind of life style.
If eating the beef I want makes you mad.
Don't try and stop me I'll be here awhile.
If the smell of grease makes you kind of down.
You can smell the greasy grease in this place.
If I have a heart attack please don't frown.
That will only put a smile on my face.
From Big Macs to extra large Cheese burgers.
From the awesome mcflurry to french fries.
I see myself eating on a tiger
Your full when you look at it with your eyes.

McDonalds is the truest of the true.
It makes everyone fat, not just YOU.